Motivation

Survival Tip #6: Find joy in small things. Survival Tip #6.5:  Try not be a klutz.

Good way to get a paper finished: get fake nails. That click-clacking of your nails is so satisfying to hear and feel while typing, thus motivating you to type your little, pampered heart out.


Bad way to get a paper finished: get fake nails. When you jam your right index finger-nail on the stupid, heavy, metal, heart key chain you used to love, while getting out your keys to go to Starbucks to complete your typing experience with a vanilla latte, it hurts like bahgeezis and makes typing just a little painful for the following letters: h y n j u m. You don't realize how many words use those letters until you feel a little jab of pain when you push the key down.

Happy paper writing to those of you who are in my end-of-quarter research paper boat! Go get your nails done.... or don't.